Tuesday, June 30, 2015

Single, Question Mark?

My friend Aurelia was doing her job of being a friend and tried to assure me that the above photo was a reason why I should, in fact, be "wifed up." (I sent it to her last night to showcase my singledom tendencies.)

She also suggested I insert my explanation for why I think the complete opposite as my "bio" if I ever were to try an online dating app:

Yeah, it's super hot when your potential wife wears a cheeseburger on her tee-shirt and puts a huge plate of food on a pillow while parked in front of a TV (not to be bothered with a TV tray).

P.S. She then asked if "fries" were on my recently used emoji catalog.

P.P.S. They were.

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