Monday, April 27, 2015

"Single."

APRIL, 2015


Filing Taxes...

CPA: "Married or single?"

Me: "Single."

CPA: "Kids?"

Me: "Nope."



Opening an IRA...

CFP: "Married or single?"

Me: "Single."

CFP: "Beneficiary? Children?"

Me: "Nope. Will my sister work?"



At the doctor...

Receptionist: "Married or single?"

Me: "Single."

Receptionist: "Emergency contact?"

Me: "I don't have one. And I'm loving the reminder. "

//

M.D.: "Tell me about yourself, married or single?"

Me: "Single."

M.D.: "Kids?'

Me: "Dogs."

M.D.: "Do you drink?"

Me: "I'm planning to--heavily--after I leave here."

*Cheers to May.*

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